The season of the blue and the green moon.

1 Avilxva was sitting near the powerfield window.It was her favorite season,when the blue and the green moon were beaming side by side,all day long, in the dark purple sky.In few minutes,Thesan would be back.She couldn't wait to know what was going on in the twin mountains.
2 Just then Thesan stumbled through the door and vomited on her brand new antique oriental rug. "my rug!" screamed Avilxva. "Well," said the intoxicated Thesan. "Me buddies and had us a little too much to drink down at the Twin Mountains." "But what about the rug?", demanded Avilxva. It was my great aunt Bertha's! She loved that rug as much as a person could possibly love a floor covering!" Avilxa came threatingly towards Thesan with a lava lamp. "No!", shouted Thesan. "You have no idea what's inside of that thing! For all you know, it could be lime jello! I hate lime jello!" As the demented wife advanced towards her drunken husband, she stepped on the tail of their pet squid Oliver. His inner juices sprayed across the room destroying Thesan's New York Times. "Thats my newspaper!", shouted Thesan. On the other side of the world, a fire broke out. Thesan shouted, "I demand that you clean up my newspaper and rid it of all them squid guts, err, yeah." He vomited on the rug again. "I think that you need to stop vomiting on my rug", shouted Avilxva. "I can't help it pleaded Thesan. "Well", said the now calmed down wife, "why can't we all just get along?". At that moment a mime entered the small dwelling. The fire on the other side of the world began to spread as the firefighters evacuated one house. "Shoot it!", shouted Thesan. Avilxva pulled out her 9mm Glock 17 and opened fire on the fiendish entertainer. The fire is almost under control. "Die scum bag!", shouted Avilxva. The mime exploded into a thousand red and blue pieces of confetti. "It must be one of them there imitation mimes", said Thesan. "Who is going to vacum up this mess", asked Avilxva. "Ill get the wet/dry shop vac from the garage", volunteered Thesan. The fire on the other side of the world spread to their house, which was a very interesting thing, because it had to come across the atlantic ocean. Thesan thought it came by boat. The fire inspector finished filling out his report. "Too bad", commented one of the firefighters. "A perfectly good squid died".

3 Just at that moment Thesan realized that he had 15 cows that ran away that day and started to scream, "WHY ME WHY ME!" As he said this the door was broken into many little pieces and a silvery light beam vilontly showed through what was once the door fram. Then enteired a person in a black cape, more of a shadow that haunted a person in a nightmere, as he said, " I have come here to avenge my father's 2nd cousin's brother-in-law's roomate's girlfriend's brother's cute little tabby cay, named Tigger, murder.....
4 Then suddenly the world turned upside-down and inside out. gravity remained the same though, but that gave Thesan an idea. "If I could run a wire from my house to the other side of the planet, I could escape my mother-in-laws meatloaf. Hmmm. That sounds like a good idea."
Just then, His mother-in-laws meatloaf shouted "I'm not leaving you Thesan until you father my child!!!"