Meet Zippy

1 Zippy was an alien. He lived on Poich, the
planet of the Rizenbops. But Zippy was not
a Rizenbop. He was a Frizenpop, and there
lay his problem.

2 You see, Frizenpops are the less inteligent race on Poich, but thy are also the strongest. Zippy couldn't think very fast, but he could pop any of the smart Rizenbops into the ground. His problem was that on his planet, stupidity is a sign of weakness, and brains are a sign of dominance. Zippy couldn't think his actions through, thus he spent a lot of time beating the crap out of the others.
3 One day, when Zippy was bouncing home from
school, a group of Rizenbops caught up to him.
There were about eight of them.

"Oooh, look at the cute little Frizenpop," said
one.

"Carrying books, no less," said another.

"Aren't they heavy?" asked the first.

"Don't be silly," said a third. "He can carry them,
he's strong!"

"Right," said a fourth. "He just can't actually
READ them."

They all laughed at Zippy.

4 Anger flared through Zippy's vains as he brushed a tear from his eye. A rational being would have thought out what course of action to take, but alas, Zippy was stupid. He quickly caught up with the group that had harrased him and simultaniously popped two of them on the head. They crumpled to the ground like a sack of potato chips. The remaining six were not pleased with this and ran away so that they could formulate a brilliant plan to defend themselves. Unfortunatley for the Rizenpops, Zippy was much faster. Like lightning he caught up with them and scattered them in every direction until not one of them was left standing. Zippy just stood there and looked at his handiwork as the adreniline pulsing through his body began to subside. As he was picking up his books he heard the familiar sound of the law enforcement squad. Fear began to gather in the inner reaches of his puny brain. He looked about franticaly for a place to hide, but finding none, began to run quickly away. Unfortunately for Zippy, hover squad cars are fast...
5 So fast infact, that when the squad cars had assumed pursuit positions and began tailing the lightning quick Zippy they had no time to react to a sudden burst of enlightenment springing into Zippy's mind.

Zippy, suddenly, had formulated several smaller ideas together (actually they were mere instictive impulses). By doing this he had concieved (::quick breath and then dead silence::) an idea!!!! The idea told Zippy (he didn't have time to actually think how the idea actually told him.) to stop and turn himself in. And that's exactly what Zippy did...

He stopped...

The hover squad cars didn't...

This caused the ultra-intelligent Rizenbops to rethink the design of their hover squad car's air-braking system.
6
Franticly pumping the pedal for the on board A-A-B-S,(anti-stop air breaking system)all three officers piled thier respective vehicles into a near by Taco pallace.

Zippy turned slowly. Something must be done! The officers lay on the ground moaning, surounded by tacos and bean-dip.

But what to do? Maybe food would help clear his mind. So Zippy sat down to a free lunch of tacos and bean-dip to ponder his next course of action.