The man with one hand

1 Beware of the man with one hand.
If he calls you will bawl
if you're sick he's a dick
he thinks he's cool but he's a fool.
2
Beware of the man with one hand
How often could it get washed?
He's got just one itcher
and it doubles as a picker
beware of the man with one hand
3 He never helps to care some.
he has such trouble wiping his bum.
one hand in this and the same in that.
he is a one handed bastard with a two legged cat
beware that man with that one of hand, the rest of these poets you must understand.
beware beware, but don't believe everything you read or hear.