Five Dollar History Lesson

Posted by mb apples on May 13, 2006 at 21:24:15:

“Look over there, the Civil War
happened in that field, five bucks
a traipse. What do you say brother,
don your blue, I’ve got the gray.”

“But what about the broken bottles
and scrap metal strewn around
the pre-scorched earth?”

“You mean the relics? The artifacts?
they’re our one and only link to
a better time.”

“But are bare feet the best equipped
decision we can make?”

“No, you’re probably right, we
should go home and don our
Revolution boots first.”

Just don't forget the Lincoln-faced pass key.