Re: Hats

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: : Here, wear these hats... : : Get up, get up, don't be late : : Got to be to work by eight. : : Feed the dogs, feeds the cats : : Feed the fish when you're done with that. : : Run, run, hurry, hurry : : No time to pray, no time to worry. : : Write the checks, pay the bills : : Watch the husband, he's feeling ill. : : Buy the groceries, cook the food : : No leftovers or you're screwed. : : Lay the husband now and then : : Pay alimony for your sin. : : Support his family, support your own : : Until you're dead, no child is grown. : : You can't bitch, you can't nag : : You can NEVER be on the rag. : : Smile, listen, understand : : Don't you wish you were THE MAN? : : Husband's worked so hard, he's taking a weeks' vacation : : He rules the world with a Sony Playstation. : : "What do you mean you're tired, I don't undestand.... : : You couldn't possibly have stress, you're not a man!" : : "You better be at my game, and sit with the GOOD mothers : : That'd be the HATS section..friends, parents, maids, teachers and lovers." : : I'm leaving now and I don't think you two will even realize I'm gone : : Until you try to figure out which hat to put on. : "The Wife in the Hat" by Dr. Soussed : I cannot tell just where you're at, : but I sure like wives who wear hats. : I've swatted flies, I've swatted knats, : but not a wife who wore a hat. : Their lives would be so dull and flat : if you should leave, wife in the hats; : so if you ever gave a shat, : endure, endure wife in the hat!